If Dogs Could Leave Google Reviews… 🐾⭐
We love reading reviews from Big Head Barkery customers.
But we’ve noticed something.
The humans are doing all the reviewing.
Sure, they pay the bill. They drive the car. They technically have the Google account.
But who ate the cookie?
Who inspected every shelf?
Who left with peanut butter crumbs stuck to their face?
Exactly.
So we decided to imagine what would happen if dogs could finally leave their own Google reviews.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “Would Sniff Again.”
“Human said we were just stopping in for one thing. I knew this was a lie immediately.
There were cookies.
EVERYWHERE.
I selected a peanut butter bone after carefully sniffing approximately 14 other options. Excellent service. Would return tomorrow.”
— Definitely a Very Good Dog
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “The Cheddar Fish Are Mine Now.”
“My human purchased a bag of little cheddar cheese fish and made the mistake of saying they were ‘for later.’
I don’t understand this concept.
I ate one.
Then another.
Then I stared at the bag until she gave me another.
Five stars. Please make bigger bags.”
— Local Cheese Enthusiast
⭐⭐⭐⭐ “Great Cookies. Questionable Bath Situation.”
“Walked into what appeared to be a bakery.
Smelled peanut butter.
Saw cookies.
Things were going extremely well.
Then my mother put me in a bathtub.
BETRAYAL.
However, I received a cookie afterward.
Removing one star for the bath. Adding it back mentally for the snack.”
— Clean Against My Will
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “Finally, A Store With Appropriate Priorities.”
“Most stores have an unreasonable number of things for humans.
Big Head Barkery appears to understand that dogs are the primary consumers in this household.
Cookies? Yes.
Treats? Yes.
People who tell me I’m handsome? Several.
I will be returning.”
— Handsome Boy, Verified
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “I Was Told It Was Someone Else’s Birthday.”
“Apparently the giant decorated peanut butter bone was purchased for my sister’s birthday.
This feels discriminatory.
Fortunately, additional cookies were purchased.
Crisis avoided.”
— The Sibling
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “I Licked the Display Case.”
“No further comments.”
— Anonymous
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “Excellent Customer Service.”
“Upon entering, multiple employees immediately acknowledged my presence.
One said, ‘LOOK AT THAT FACE.’
Another asked if I was a good boy.
Obviously.
I received a sample.
This is the level of customer service I expect everywhere.”
— A Very Important Customer
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “Worth the Car Ride.”
“Human said we were going to downtown Inman.
I assumed veterinarian.
Prepared for the worst.
Instead: DOG BAKERY.
This was the greatest plot twist of my life.”
— Still Processing It
What Would YOUR Dog Write?
We have a feeling our four-legged customers have opinions.
Strong ones.
So the next time you visit Big Head Barkery, ask yourself:
If your dog could leave us a Google review, what would it say?
Maybe:
“10/10 peanut butter. Human needs to buy more.”
Or:
“Excellent cookies. Would prefer zero baths.”
Or simply:
“⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ MORE.”
Share your dog’s imaginary review with us on social media and tag Big Head Barkery. We may just feature our favorites!
And if you’re a human who has actually visited us, we’d love to hear what you think, too. Reviews help other dog parents discover our little dog barkery and help a local small business more than you might realize.
Come Let Your Dog Form Their Own Opinion
Big Head Barkery is a dog bakery in downtown Inman, South Carolina, serving handmade, small-batch dog treats for some extremely opinionated customers.
Stop by with your pup, let them sniff the selection, choose a favorite treat, and see what kind of review they’d leave.
Just remember:
Your dog will probably give us five stars.
Your wallet may have questions. 🐾😂
Big Head Barkery
25 N. Main Street | Downtown Inman, SC
Handmade dog treats • Self-wash dog station • Dog-friendly events • An unreasonable amount of excitement when your dog walks through the door